Austin, TX — 30.2672°N / 97.7431°W
Est. under a full moon, somewhere on Cesar Chavez

Keep Yoga Weird

Coming soon to Austin, TX, where the mat is a doorway and the teacher might be a goddess, a first-responder, or a candle. We teach classes you won't find anywhere else — come as you are, leave a little rearranged.

Kali-sthenics — a goddess portrait in acid colors
Yoga Kickboxing

Parvati is revered universally as the Hindu goddess of nourishment, harmony, and love. Join us for a yoga class that combines many different styles of yoga to explore her story, in particular, the discovery that, lurking behind that perfect smile, not everything is quite as it seems… (this is purely optional, but to get the full experience I invite you to bring a small prop that represents your light side and your dark side.)

Medusana — Medusa reimagined as a yoga teacher
Vin to Yin/Yin to Vin

A yoga class exploring uncommon lessons from the tragic life and times of the most misunderstood ancient Greek anti-heroine.

Disaster Yoga — yogis calmly flowing through chaos
Survival / Vinyasa

This is not just a yoga class. This is the ultimate class on how to survive disaster scenarios that can befall unsuspecting yogis. This yoga class might save your life!

A Yogi Goes to Anger Management — a yogi meeting their fury
Shadow / Somatic

A yoga class exploring “healthy” anger, “unhealthy” anger, and everything in between.

Blind Yoga — eyes closed, inner landscape glowing
Sensory / Yin

Sight is such a wonderful sense and gift… but it's not our only one. A class specially designed to be done with our eyes closed.

Fire and Ice — a yogi between flame and frost
Breathwork / Vinyasa

A yoga and breathwork class exploring the subtleties of our nervous systems through movement, breathwork, and gentle temperature contrast.